werbly:

tilthat:

TIL when Emperor Honorius was told about the fall of Rome he “cried out,” thinking his favorite chicken, named Roma, had died. On hearing that it was instead the city Rome that had fallen, Honorius breathed a sigh of relief.

via reddit.com

Solid priorities.

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36,838 notes 6 minutes ago
shattered-earth:
“A little birdie told me there wasn’t enough fanart of the swole wife
”

shattered-earth:

A little birdie told me there wasn’t enough fanart of the swole wife

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3,962 notes 11 minutes ago

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

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106,397 notes 24 minutes ago
attackofthebteam:
“ barnsburntdownnow:
“The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle
N. C. Wyeth
American, 1882-1945
Oil on canvas
”
soup wizard lol
”

attackofthebteam:

barnsburntdownnow:

The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle
N. C. Wyeth
American, 1882-1945
Oil on canvas

soup wizard lol

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9,301 notes 24 minutes ago

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32 notes 28 minutes ago
inkie-heart:
“unkiss.
”

inkie-heart:

unkiss.

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11,423 notes 30 minutes ago
trashcanbees:
“”

trashcanbees:

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3,737 notes 51 minutes ago
theinkventurezone:
“ Magnus: Say hello to my fish!
The Director: You want me to addr— Oh, look at that. Yes, well, I see you’ve got a little friend there. Does he do anything?
Magnus: He swims around in his tiny ball. And he loves me.
”

theinkventurezone:

Magnus: Say hello to my fish!

The Director: You want me to addr— Oh, look at that. Yes, well, I see you’ve got a little friend there. Does he do anything?

Magnus: He swims around in his tiny ball. And he loves me.

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9,666 notes 2 hours ago

neillblomkamp:

The creatures of Oats Studios
(x)(x)(x)

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9,133 notes 2 hours ago

chuckletons:

yourfaveisarat:

rat pride flag, the pride flag for people who are just fucking rats

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14,726 notes 6 hours ago
scavengedluxury:
“Nottingham, December 2017.
”

scavengedluxury:

Nottingham, December 2017.

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123 notes 6 hours ago

a-very-optimistic-realist:

threewings:

pikachuofficial:

pikachuofficial:

im going to make a “never read homestuck” pride flag

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here it is! the colors are the characters’ theme colors inverted and the star represents being able to read zodiac posts normally :)

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counterpoint: here is the has read homestuck “pride” flag.

I’m crying why would you do this to us

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45,661 notes 6 hours ago
knucklejoesfather:
“ hey here’s a chart for you gays
tag yourself, I’m a knight gay
”

knucklejoesfather:

hey here’s a chart for you gays

tag yourself, I’m a knight gay

(Source: cicerothebetrayer, via healerlesbian)

18,406 notes 6 hours ago

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

(via notabrobro)

4,176 notes 6 hours ago

reapfist:

itsthighnoon:

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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